Believe it or not, you have to pay for an ambulance here in Victoria.
That’s right, call 000 (equivalent of 911 or 999) for an ambulance and a week later you get socked with a bill usually ranging in the mid three figures if you’re not a member of Ambulance Victoria.
If you’re a member or in a private health fund, the cost is less or zero.
Perhaps the Victorian government could employ the same idea here?
If you’ve got a stubbed toe and some ducats, why not get the deluxe ambulance service to take you to The Alfred?
Wouldn’t going for that colostomy be a bit easier to hack if you knew you had an ergonomic leather seat with pumped in Vivaldi?
And given the tendency of money launderers to be very conspicuous consumers, it certainly would be helpful to law authorities.